Well, you're a firestarter. We never forgot the glimmer of your tongue ring, but it’s the way you rocked those sunglasses that truly made our heart go pitter-patter at Glastonbury ‘95. There are two extremes in which thrive on the sartorial spectrum: Bass Pro Shops/PBR-drinking uncle, and crusty-balloon-pants-ed cyberpunk. We prefer to have one leg in both, and a fresh pair of frosty Oakleys is just the ticket. Catch us in the iconic brand’s new Collection frames, or in its classic Crankshaft sunnies, which have garnered a 4.6-star rating on Amazon.